Two and a Half Men (2003)

"Two and a Half Men" is an American television sitcom that was originally about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan's growing son, Jake. After Alan divorces, he moves with his son to share Charlie's beach-front Malibu house and complicate Charlie's free-wheeling life.

Writing:
  • Lee Aronsohn
  • Chuck Lorre

Stars:
Release Date: 2003-09-22
Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
metacritic icon 8.0/10
themoviedb icon 5.9/10
  • Country: US
  • Language: En
  • Runtime: 30
Stacy Keach
Stacy Keach
Jonathan Banks
Jonathan Bank...
Pawn Broker
Allison Janney
Allison Janne...
James Earl Jones
James Earl Jo...
Jane Lynch
Jane Lynch
Dr. Linda Freeman
Amanda Schull
Amanda Schull
Alicia
Iqbal Theba
Iqbal Theba
Lynda Carter
Lynda Carter
Lynda Carter
Jon Cryer
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutche...
Walden Schmidt
Amber Tamblyn
Amber Tamblyn
Jenny
Willie Garson
Willie Garson
Dr. Staven
Noel Fisher
Noel Fisher
Steven Krueger
Steven Kruege...
Sean
Diora Baird
Diora Baird
Wanda
Richard Kind
Richard Kind
Joe Manganiello
Joe Manganiel...
Alex
Judy Greer
Judy Greer
Bridget Schmidt
Michael Clarke Duncan
Michael Clark...
Andrea Savage
Andrea Savage
Cloris Leachman
Cloris Leachm...
Emily Rose
Emily Rose
Elaine Hendrix
Elaine Hendri...
Sylvia
Helena Mattsson
Helena Mattss...
Ming-Na Wen
Ming-Na Wen
Linda
Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garof...
Kathy Bates
Kathy Bates
Charlie Harper
Melanie Lynskey
Melanie Lynsk...
Rose
Aisha Tyler
Aisha Tyler
Allison
Tom Virtue
Tom Virtue
Stan
Eric Allan Kramer
Eric Allan Kr...
Brian Stepanek
Brian Stepane...
Arthur
Ken Jeong
Ken Jeong
Jenna Elfman
Jenna Elfman
Dharma
George Eads
George Eads
Missi Pyle
Missi Pyle
Miss Pasternak
Holland Taylor
Holland Taylo...
Evelyn Harper
Will Sasso
Will Sasso
Jaime Pressly
Jaime Pressly
Tammy
Meagen Fay
Meagen Fay
Conchata Ferrell
Conchata Ferr...
Berta
John Amos
John Amos
Kim Shaw
Kim Shaw
Maria
Jessica Tuck
Jessica Tuck
Diane Delano
Diane Delano
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Missi
Robert Clotworthy
Robert Clotwo...
Pilot
Suzanne Whang
Suzanne Whang
Paget Brewster
Paget Brewste...
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Courtney Thor...
Lyndsey Mackelroy
Sean Penn
Sean Penn
Wayne Wilderson
Wayne Wilders...
Dad
Dylan Minnette
Dylan Minnett...
Marilu Henner
Marilu Henner
Linda
Amy Pietz
Amy Pietz
Angie
Carol Kane
Carol Kane
Clark Duke
Clark Duke
Barry
Emmanuelle Vaugier
Emmanuelle Va...
Mia
Orson Bean
Orson Bean
Cristine Rose
Cristine Rose
Sab Shimono
Sab Shimono
Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt
Billy Stanhope
Ping Wu
Ping Wu
Nicole Steinwedell
Nicole Steinw...
Veronica Hastings
Rena Sofer
Rena Sofer
Jane Carr
Jane Carr
Sharon
Tricia Helfer
Tricia Helfer
Gail
Krista Allen
Krista Allen
Robert Wagner
Robert Wagner
Martin Mull
Martin Mull
Russell
Steven Tyler
Steven Tyler
Eugene Byrd
Eugene Byrd
Gary Busey
Gary Busey
Gary Busey
Jeri Ryan
Jeri Ryan
Sherri
John Stamos
John Stamos
Prospective House Buyer
George Wyner
George Wyner
Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis
Vivian
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen
Katy Mixon
Katy Mixon
Kate Miner
Kate Miner
Nadine
Kelly Stables
Kelly Stables
Judd Nelson
Judd Nelson
Morgan Fairchild
Morgan Fairch...
Camryn Manheim
Camryn Manhei...
Martin Sheen
Martin Sheen
Stephanie Jacobsen
Stephanie Jac...
Penelope
Deanna Russo
Deanna Russo
Laurel
Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff
Stacey
Natalie Zea
Natalie Zea
Larry Cedar
Larry Cedar
Teri Hatcher
Teri Hatcher
Jon Lovitz
Jon Lovitz
Mimi Rogers
Mimi Rogers
Robin Schmidt
Scott Bakula
Scott Bakula
Jerry
Deirdre Lovejoy
Deirdre Lovej...
Ken Davitian
Ken Davitian
Mr. Mardirosian
Jim Piddock
Jim Piddock
Edward
Brian George
Brian George
Chris O'Donnell
Chris O'Donne...
Jack Plotnick
Jack Plotnick
Catherine McCord
Catherine McC...
Jason Alexander
Jason Alexand...
Dr. Goodman
Heather Locklear
Heather Lockl...
Katherine LaNasa
Katherine LaN...
Lydia
Edie McClurg
Edie McClurg
Helen
Loren Lester
Loren Lester
Susan Sullivan
Susan Sulliva...
Alicia Witt
Alicia Witt
Emily Osment
Emily Osment
Ashley
Harry Dean Stanton
Harry Dean St...
Amanda Walsh
Amanda Walsh
Dawn
Valerie Azlynn
Valerie Azlyn...
Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles
Dr. Herb Melnick
Lee Garlington
Lee Garlingto...
Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonz...
Baker
Joel Murray
Joel Murray
Nick
Jon Polito
Jon Polito
Nicole Sullivan
Nicole Sulliv...
Elvis Costello
Elvis Costell...
June Squibb
June Squibb
Matthew Marsden
Matthew Marsd...
Nigel
Bre Blair
Bre Blair
Rachel
Maggie Lawson
Maggie Lawson
Ms. McMartin
Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo
Marco Sanchez
Marco Sanchez
Amanda Detmer
Amanda Detmer
Meghan
Kay Panabaker
Kay Panabaker
Brooke Shields
Brooke Shield...
Odette Annable
Odette Annabl...
Nicole
Julia Campbell
Julia Campbel...
Barry Livingston
Barry Livings...
Nicole Forester
Nicole Forest...
Sophie Winkleman
Sophie Winkle...
Zoey
Steve Tom
Steve Tom
Thomas Gibson
Thomas Gibson
Greg
Denise Richards
Denise Richar...
Lisa
Angus T. Jones
Angus T. Jone...
Jake Harper
Stacey Travis
Stacey Travis
Richard Lewis
Richard Lewis
Angelique Cabral
Angelique Cab...
Shannon
Bellamy Young
Bellamy Young
Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner
Marty Pepper
Dakin Matthews
Dakin Matthew...
Aly Michalka
Aly Michalka
Brooke
Susan Blakely
Susan Blakely
Marin Hinkle
Marin Hinkle
Judith Melnick
Alicia Coppola
Alicia Coppol...
TC Randall
Diedrich Bader
Diedrich Bade...
Dirk
Georgia Engel
Georgia Engel
Jean
Emilio Estevez
Emilio Esteve...
Mike Connors
Mike Connors
Diane Farr
Diane Farr
Rachel
Amy Farrington
Amy Farringto...
Michael Patrick McGill
Michael Patri...
Charles Malik Whitfield
Charles Malik...
Police Officer
Spencer Locke
Spencer Locke
Jill
Yvette Nicole Brown
Yvette Nicole...
Jamie Luner
Jamie Luner
Tracy
Lucy Lawless
Lucy Lawless
Amanda Swisten
Amanda Swiste...
Alana de la Garza
Alana de la G...
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Jodi Lyn O'Ke...
Isabella
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Kimberly Will...
Gretchen
Sara Rue
Sara Rue
Lindsay Price
Lindsay Price
Whitney
Christine Dunford
Christine Dun...
Chloe Webb
Chloe Webb
Juliette Goglia
Juliette Gogl...
Jud Taylor
Jud Taylor
Maria Zyrianova
Maria Zyriano...
Sugar
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolto...
Michael Bolton
Andy Mackenzie
Andy Mackenzi...
Brian Turk
Brian Turk
Christopher Neiman
Christopher N...
John Valdetero
John Valdeter...
Ken Lerner
Ken Lerner
Sam Lerner
Sam Lerner
Eve Gordon
Eve Gordon
Simone Kessell
Simone Kessel...
Megan Fox
Megan Fox
Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarth...
Courtney
Brooke D'Orsay
Brooke D'Orsa...
Kate
Cerina Vincent
Cerina Vincen...
Garry Marshall
Garry Marshal...
Garry
Michael Bailey Smith
Michael Baile...
Dave
Thomas F. Wilson
Thomas F. Wil...
Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly
Rachele Brooke Smith
Rachele Brook...
Tracy
Tim Conway
Tim Conway
Tim
Marion Ross
Marion Ross
Older Lady
Taylor Cole
Taylor Cole
Melanie Laughlin
George Coe
George Coe
Victor
Mikaela Hoover
Mikaela Hoove...
Morgan
Bob Morrisey
Bob Morrisey
Andre Ware
Andre Ware
Virginia Williams
Virginia Will...
Tricia
Phil Abrams
Phil Abrams
Craig Gellis
Craig Gellis
Mike
Andy Pessoa
Andy Pessoa
Rebecca McFarland
Rebecca McFar...
Leanne
Jamie Rose
Jamie Rose
Gail O'Grady
Gail O'Grady
Rib Hillis
Rib Hillis
Joel McKinnon Miller
Joel McKinnon...
Chasty Ballesteros
Chasty Balles...
Woman
Alexis Krause
Alexis Krause
Kelly
Graham Patrick Martin
Graham Patric...
Eldridge MacElroy
Brad Paisley
Brad Paisley
Derek
Christina Scherer
Christina Sch...
Jenny
Josie Davis
Josie Davis
Jennifer O'Dell
Jennifer O'De...
Paula Marshall
Paula Marshal...
Paula
Kristen Miller
Kristen Mille...
Alessandra Torresani
Alessandra To...
Kathy
Jennifer Hale
Jennifer Hale
Brittney Powell
Brittney Powe...
Kimberly Brooks
Kimberly Broo...
Computer Voice
Madison Riley
Madison Riley
Britte
Jackie Debatin
Jackie Debati...
Ion Overman
Ion Overman
Darryl Sivad
Darryl Sivad
Danielle Bisutti
Danielle Bisu...
Mikki Padilla
Mikki Padilla
Candace Kita
Candace Kita
Carrie Stevens
Carrie Steven...
Vernee Watson-Johnson
Vernee Watson...
Nurse Phyllis
Matt Roth
Matt Roth
April Bowlby
April Bowlby
Ernie Grunwald
Ernie Grunwal...
Kristin Dattilo
Kristin Datti...
Andrea Bendewald
Andrea Bendew...
Andrea Bogart
Andrea Bogart
Travis Van Winkle
Travis Van Wi...
Dylan
Jessica Lundy
Jessica Lundy
Allie
Brooke Lyons
Brooke Lyons
Gwen
Kimberly Quinn
Kimberly Quin...
Christina Chambers
Christina Cha...
John Pirruccello
John Pirrucce...
Policeman
Marc Grapey
Marc Grapey
Jennifer Aspen
Jennifer Aspe...
Stephanie
Caitlin Harris
Caitlin Harri...
Lauren
Macey Cruthird
Macey Cruthir...
Megan
Jennifer Taylor
Jennifer Tayl...
Chelsea
Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers
Mark
Julie Berman
Julie Berman
Sarah
Elizabeth Bogush
Elizabeth Bog...
Emily
Dorian Brown
Dorian Brown
Jennifer
Alex McKenna
Alex McKenna
Michelle
Eddie Shin
Eddie Shin
Dr. Kim
Bridget Flanery
Bridget Flane...
Jelly Howie
Jelly Howie
Kristen
Steffani Brass
Steffani Bras...
Jonathan Palmer
Jonathan Palm...
James
Kelly Rohrbach
Kelly Rohrbac...
Amber
Aaron Refvem
Aaron Refvem
Christina Moore
Christina Moo...
Madison Mason
Madison Mason
Jeff Probst
Jeff Probst
Jeff Probst
Brian Patrick Wade
Brian Patrick...
David Grant Wright
David Grant W...
John
Abby Walker
Abby Walker
Lady 2
Abbie Cobb
Abbie Cobb
Gabby
Elena Lyons
Elena Lyons
Brit Morgan
Brit Morgan
Jill
Rebecca Marshall
Rebecca Marsh...
Susan
Molly Stanton
Molly Stanton
Michaela
Liz Vassey
Liz Vassey
Michelle
Tricia O'Kelley
Tricia O'Kell...
Shari
Lisa Jay
Lisa Jay
J.D. Walsh
J.D. Walsh